Turns out she always knew the exact task. She just never said it out loud. Now the card does. You do it, and the treat she sealed pops open on your side.
Free to start · 60-second setup · nobody else can see it
For men who would rather have a clear move than a long conversation about it.
Every card she sends has a treat sealed to it, picked for you. Do the thing and it opens. Then it's her turn to earn one.
The exact thing she wants, in writing, on your phone. The version where you decode it from how she's stacking the dishwasher has been officially retired.
She picked it, sealed it, and left it in plain sight. You can see the payoff and not touch it, which is the entire emotional experience of a locked treat.
Sealed until you deliver
Unlocked. Told you the game was winnable.
Finish the move and the treat unlocks. She feels it, you collect, the scoreboard agrees. Then you send one back, because the alternative is being the guy who didn't.
Every move you send is one of these four. People expect a fifth, hidden, more complicated one. There isn't a fifth.
The exact thing she wants, in writing. No subtext to decode, no tone to read, no quiz at 11pm you didn't know you were enrolled in.
What you unlock by doing the thing. She picked it, working from a dossier of your preferences she has apparently been keeping.
A question, no task, no deadline. The card for when the moment wants words and you have run clean out of them.
A bold claim either of you can just play. No build-up, no asking the room, no permission slip. You call it, it's called, and the other one honors it — that part isn't up for debate.
* One a year. Each. That's the whole allowance. Play it on an ordinary Tuesday and that Tuesday becomes the one you bring up for twelve months.
Not your friends, not a data broker, not us. Encrypted end to end.
Nobody reads it. Not even us.
Every message, ask and treat is scrambled on your phone before it leaves. We store the scrambled version, which we cannot open. We know this, because the first thing engineers try is opening it.
No ads. No trackers. Nothing sold.
No ads, no trackers, no analytics taking notes at the back of the room. We don't sell your data, which is convenient, because we can't read it to begin with.
Delete it all in one tap.
Delete your account and it's gone within 30 days. No ghost copy in a drawer, no email arriving next spring to say it missed you.
Download your.move and play your first move tonight. She gets her own version of the app, made for her side of the game.
You do. She attaches it to her ask, and it unlocks for you when you finish the move. Do the thing, open the treat. Simplest deal you'll make all week.
No. Chore apps generate guilt. This one generates specific moves with a specific payoff. They are not the same product.
Yes. One sends, one plays. Without her, you're just looking at a deck of cards on your phone.
Yes. The deck is editable. Your jokes, your inside language, your specific moves.
No. The cards are written for you. Specific, dry, sometimes funny. You don't have to be a poet. You just have to do the thing.
Free to start. If we add paid plans later, you'll see the price in the app before you pay anything.
